• Stones not satisfied with half-time censorship.

• Kim Cattrall to join Housewives.

• Um, seems Jason Robida shot himself.

• Select Showtime shows available on iTunes.

• San Bernardino County to workers: no visible tattoos or piercings, no jeans or logo T-shirts.

• Britney Spears blames paparazzi for endangering young Preston.

• Headless sphinx unearthed in Italy.

• Maids and nannies decide who wins Oscars?

• Alcohol-swilling teens busted by photos on blog.

• NBC views Meredith Viera to replace Katie Couric.

• Scientists trip over “lost world,” find new species in Indonesia.

• Ashlee says drunken McDonalds high jinks part of growing up.

• Let this be a lesson: Witherspoon’s stalkerazzi found dead.

• German nurse kills 29 patients, steals belongings.