People and Entertainment Weekly are reporting today that Zac Efron is “looking better than ever’ after completing a stint in rehab about five months ago. Which, first of all, come ON. How is it possible for Zac Efron to look better? You can’t look better than perfection. That’s like infinity plus one. So just stop with that nonsense right now. And second of all *NEEDLE SCRATCH* – huh? Zac Efron was in REHAB? For what? His lipgloss addiction? Was he mainlining Latisse? Huffing his Chaz Dean Almond Mint Volumizing Treatment hair spray? Nope. He had a drinking problem. Of all things. And now he doesn’t. He’s cured. “He’s healthy, happy and not drinking,” one source said. “He’s taking time to focus on working.” Good for him. Next time, though, how ’bout a heads-up so we can worry and gossip about you a little more. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
UPDATE: TMZ is saying now that Zac had a COKE and MOLLY problem that “spiraled out of control during the filming of Seth Rogen’s movie Neighbors.” Sources say that Zef was a no-show on a number of days, and “It was common knowledge he was struggling with cocaine.” Coke and Molly, huh? Get, it Zac! Suddenly this story just got MUCH MORE INTERESTING.
