Maybe I’m just cranky this morning, but flipping through these images of the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 red carpet, I’m struck by an unusually large number of oddball fashion choices and unflattering poses. If snark is triggering to you, and you are prone to comment section outrage, just stop reading right here. You have been warned.

Above, golden couple Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are sheer perfection.

Chris, though, looks a bit too freshly Botox’d. Just sayin’

Former Dr Who star Karen Gillan in a regrettable yellow velvet dress with black leather leggings underneath and bumblebee shoes. Very late ’90s. And not in a good way. (IS there a good way to do late ’90s? I’m not sure).

Zoe Saldana in an orange sequin and fringe frock that I just…. can’t… quiiiiiiite…. wrap my head around.

Eliminated X-Factor Season 3 contestants Forever In Your Mind – Emery Kelly, Ricky Garcia and Liam Attridge – looking dapper and ready for their upcoming Disney Channel series.

Hollywood’s biggest Trump supporter Jon Voight – they still let him on red carpets?

Guuuuuurl. Those eyebrows are SNATCHED FOR THE GODS.  Work it, Sylvester Stallone!

My favorite couple on the planet: Seth Green and wife Clare Grant. They do “red carpet” right.

Another adorable couple Chris Hardwick and Lydia Hearst – I feel like they both married “up.”

And finally, one lovely pic of Goldie Hawn…

… and one where she looks like an old-timey apple doll.

Awww. It’s just one bad pic, we love you Goldie!

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)