Kendall Jenner – the Voice of a Generation, god bless her –stars in a new Pepsi commercial in which she literally solves all the world’s problems by appropriating a passing parade and giving a cop a cool, refreshing drink. Suddenly he isn’t racist, the crowd erupts in a roar of approval, and all is right with the world.
As the ad begins, our girl is in the middle of a fabulous photo shoot (of course, of course) when a parade (protesting… something unspecified… and featuring a lovely array of every kind of People of Color))marches past. Because she’s always been ALL ABOUT equality and social justice and stuff, she quickly whips off her blonde wig, hands it to a befuddled meter maid, smears her purple lipstick, and joins the teeming masses.
Kendall Jenner – she’s just like us!
She leads the parade to a line of police. She finds the cutest one, gives him a Pepsi and voila, WORLD PEACE IS ACHIEVED.