Yesterday James posted the story of the woman who jumped out of her moving car (with her child inside!) when she saw a spider. Good thing she wasn’t in the subway when this happened, or we would never have gotten this video, posted to YouTube by Matt Little, of a rat trying to carry a slice of pizza in its mouth while climbing down a stairway. He eventually dropped the pizza and ran away. Who can blame him? Damn, paparazzi! Watch.

Below you can see what happens when a fat rat tries to take the 6 train home…