In the USA, anger management means ridiculously expensive therapy sessions and apparently something called “self massage.” In the UK, angry people are just encouraged to take up gardening. In Germany those having trouble keeping cool are told by their counsellors to run through the nearest forest, naked and shrieking.
One patient says, “Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down. If I didn’t go to the woods and scream at the trees then my marriage would probably be over.” He was later unfortunately arrested for indecent exposure. That must have really pissed him off.
– Tim Hancock