Ah, love. Soft as an easy chair. Fresh as the morning air. It’s higher than a mountain, thicker than water. It makes the world go ’round and it will keep us together. So what do you give to the person who means all that to you? What gift could possibly express all the tenderness and devotion you feel in your heart? Why… How ’bout this lovely Doritos bouquet, with petals made of Flaming Hot Doritos? IT’S PERFECT!
All you need is a bag of Doritos, some fake flowers, and glue – and you are ready to make your inamorato SWOON!
Here’s what you do:
Step 1: Grab a bag of Doritos chips and a dozen plastic or silk roses.
Step 2: Open the bag and find 5 perfectly triangular chips.
Step 3. Next, find the curled chips. Save those (and eat what’s left in the bag).
Step 4. Take the petals off the fake roses and start by placing the curled chips in the center for a lovely rose-like effect.
Step 5. Grab some glue and stick the triangle ones around the curly centerpiece. Don’t let go ’till the flue dries!
Step 6. Place. Glue. Repeat x 12 until you have a beautiful bouquet of DIY Doritos ketchup roses!
Step 7. Give them to your lover and prepare yourself for a night of unbridled passion!