All this White Lotus sexy-talk has everyone Jonesin’ for a sunny holiday…
That’s where Vacation Inc products come in. Their website claims to stock
The World’s Best-Smelling Sunscreen
The descriptions are intoxicating, in a retro kinda way;
The fragrance is nothing short of a summer teleportation device. The nostalgia-inducing scent mixes classic sunscreen notes (coconut, banana, pineapple, orange blossom) with unmistakable poolside aromas (pool water, pool toy, swimsuit lycra) to deliver an immersive trip down memory lane, capturing your treasured memories of both sunscreen and summer.
All photos shot and website and products designed to mimic 80s fun-in-the-sun perfection.
Chardonnay Oil SPF 30
A lightweight SPF 30 sunscreen oil made from chardonnay grapeseed oil that delivers an enviable, subtle shine while hydrating and protecting your skin. $22
Well-Tipped Pool Boy
Tall, handsome and asked for by name, the “world-famous” Vacation® Brand “Pool Boy” scented candle is a (strictly platonic) olfactory affair of tropical romance, unchecked fantasy and over-attentive summer employment. (Also comes in LOBBY, SUITE & BALL BOY) $34
Classic Whip SPF 30
“Dessert For Your Skin” A “lighter-than-air” sunscreen made with eco-friendly propellants and an authentic “tilt valve” actuator that produces perfect, star-shaped mountains of foam, inspired by everyone’s favorite after dinner indulgence. $22
Lip Desserts Collector’s Set SPF 30 Lip Balm, 5-Pack
Five deluxe, SPF 30 Lip Balms inspired by legendary desserts from across the globe. Featuring “Strawberry Jello Salad,” “Bananas Foster,” “Pineapple Upside-Down Cake,” “Bombe Alaska,” and the individually-wrapped star of hospitality host stands worldwide, the much-loved “After Dinner Mint.” $25