None of them. It’s a parody. Not one that I put together, but one I couldn’t resist posting because;
A. It’s funny.
B. I used to be the art director there!
I’ve seen my share of parodies but this one is pretty on target. No specific news and scandal really but an overall fatigue with gossip weeklies is the theme. My one criticism? That space top right is PRIME cover real estate and would never be left empty like that. That is newsstand 101.