At last. Something to look at while you’re peeing in the men’s room. Gents get so tired of checking out each other’s equipment while the lizard drains. Now, Wizmark, the interactive urinal communicator, will be providing splashproof advertising on 3.5-inch antiglare TV screens right in the urinal. Look down, my friend, and watch commercials for, um, beer, cigarettes, and Viagra. And it appears you’ll be able to record your voice so you’ll have someone to talk to if the john is empty. Via Popbitch (sub. req)

As a one-of-a-kind, fully functional interactive device, Wizmark can talk, sing, or flash a string of lights around a promotional message when greeting a “visitor”. The large anti-glare, water-proof viewing screen is strategically located just above the drain to ensure guaranteed viewing without interruptions.  Using the elements of surprise and humor in a truly unique location will allow Wizmark, in combination with your ad, to make a lasting impression on every male that sees it.