A new feature has appeared in WOW’s fourth-floor men’s room – a noticeboard above the urinal, by virtue gaining the male employees’ absolute, undivided attention. A sort of restroom newsroom, if you like, to while away the minutes while we whiz. Today’s notice draws our attention to an ad taken out in Variety by the Sons of Italy Commission for Social Justice/The National Italian American Foundation, who are seemingly peeved at the double standard by which Don Imus can get away with calling an Italian-American a “meat-ball sucking wop” earlier in the year, and not get reprimanded. All brought to our attention by Randy “Gumbah” Barbato, of course. More Urinary Tract to follow shortly. Once we’ve wiped the pee off our shoes.

– Steven Corfe