“I was just minding my own business, taking a leak, next thing I know, the punches start coming in,” a bruiser named Miad J told a local Detroit TV station about the assault perpetrated on him by Eminem. Slim Shady, visiting the strip club Cheetah in his old 8 Mile neighborhood, was using the urinal when he started to get hassled by a zealous fan and Em’s bodyguards began returning the hassle. When Mr J suggested the thugs lighten up on the guy, Mr Mathers slapped him five times across the face. We don’t wanna get involved, but it doesn’t sound much like the guy was in actual fact minding his own business exactly. That’s all we’re saying.