Ever since seeing her naked in the play The Blue Room seven years ago, 80-year-old Hugh Hefner has had an old man’s fantasy about Nicole Kidman. “She’s bewitching and the vision of her with a cigarette in one hand and her knickers in the other as a delicious French au pair haunts my fantasies.” The man’s fantasies are from another century, dude. But Hef, who keeps an on-site harem at the mansion, get to put his fantasies in his magazine and he’s decided he wants to see the redhead nude in Playboy. Think she won’t do it? Her husband Keith Urban stripped for Playgirl in ’91. (The Sun via Yeeeah!)