Gawker continues to mine Bernie Madoff’s pants for more nuggets about his weiner size. “Bernie had a very small penis,” writes Sheryl Weinstein in her new book Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me. We know! We know! But what about the girth? “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship. Still,” she continues, “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.” Stay tuned for further developments!