Kids, better buckle up your bustier and chomp down HARD on your ball-gag, ’cause Unitard is back with their biting bitchiness and snarky satire. They’re returning to Joe’s Pub in NYC to give our crappy culture the bare-bottom spanking it deserves.

The ‘tardy trio of Mike Albo, David Ilku and Nora Burns have been raising hell on stage for nearly two decades with their hard core, kinky comedy. Their new show, Tard Core, is soothing salve for these raw times. So bend over and take it on the Trump.

You have a few chances to see them in this show directed by Paul Dobie. May 3 at 9:30 PM, May 31 at 7PM, June 28 at 7PM and July 26 at 7PM. Tickets are just $20 at Joespub.com

(Photo, Aaron Cobbett)