Perhaps we shouldn’t be so excited that our favorite reality show, Big Brother, launches its eighth season one week from today. Because it will mean that this summer we’ll again be committed to three nights a week not only watching the ugly, serpentine, and addicting goings-on in that ever-more-postmodern house-within-a-studio, but also looking out for host Julie Chen’s now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t cameltoe (a drinking game if ever there was one). Although it appears the set designers this year have slipped through the looking glass, the new houseguests (who have the unfortunate fate of following last year’s spectacular all-stars) seem more suited to rooms at Toad Hall: