I’ve really been digging some of the sartorial changes in the DC Universe reboot. This month, the newly formed Justice League finally met (my lover) Aquaman, and MY GOD what an entrance! SO HANDSOME! I think it’s SO MODERN and SO CHIC that his accessories are all gender non-specific. The emerald necklaces are just divine and a perfect counter-note to the hyper-masculine fish scale armor. In a weird way, they really butch him up. I suppose the thinking is that – like Ariel, who combs her hair with a fork – Aquaman just finds sunken treasure and puts it on. That would explain the chain that he’s wearing as a boa. LOVE IT! Some of the fans aren’t on board with his new trident, saying it’s unwieldy and pointless, but I think it’s fucking OG, man. OLD SCHOOL PIMPIN’. And the gloves? Pure Mugler. I couldn’t be happier with this new incarnation. It’s just a shame that Leonardo is too old to play him in the inevitable Justice League movie. And Kellan Lutz is too untalented. And Chris Hemsworth belongs to Marvel. So that leaves… Channing Tatum? Jensen Ackles? Maybe. Oh! Oh! Chad Michael Murray! Yesss! A Chad Michael Murray comeback! What do YOU think?