The Enquirer is reporting that Robert Downey Jr’s son Indio is in rehab for an unspecified pill addiction. “His mother, actress and singer Deborah Falconer, who was married to Robert from 1992 to their split in 2001, told the Enquirer that the problem is not that bad, however. ‘He was not addicted,’ she said. ‘He was taking one pill a day.'” Which, right there, means he was probably mainlining paint thinner. Moms are worse than publicists that way. Lie, lie, lie. Enable, enable, enable. ANYWAY, “His mother told the Enquirer that the musician is receiving ‘holistic, natural and orthomolecular’ therpay in a treatment facility. ‘We are hoping to do it the homeopathic way rather than with medications,’ she told the Enquirer. ‘He’s being treated with vitamin supplements and organic foods.'” And if your eyes crossed at the mention of orthomolecular therapy, you aren’t alone. Poor kid. Holistic therapy ain’t gonna do shit for real addiction. If he really needs help, he needs to get away from his wackadoo mom and go some place real. Robert knows. (via Jezebell)