“Paris is a thief!” says our Moye Ishimoto, temporarily giving Kirsten Dunst a break while she focuses her hatred on Paris Hilton. But she’s on to something here. Seems “Stars Are Blind,” the single off Hilton’s impending debut album (the tracks of which she claims to have written herself) looks like that Chris Isaak video and sounds almost identical to the 1989 UB40 number, “Kingston Town.” Coincidence, great minds, or plagiarism?