East Hampton hostess and former gossip monger Claudia Cohen was presented with a $1,500 dry-cleaning bill for the removal of stains from two white couches after a party at her Further Lane address. Seems the stains were either body makeup or self-tanner from defamed talk-show hag Star Jones, who likes to leave her mark. What was she doing at a Hamptons party?

Perhaps oily heir Brandon Davis was trying to wash off the stain of his reputation during his frequent visits to the bathroom with Nicky Hilton and his other girl friends at Amy Sacco’s book-signing party at Bar Marmont the other night. A witness noticed he had, um, the sniffles, which he must have caught while recently sequestered in drug rehab. What was he doing at a book party? (NY Daily News)