First up, comedian Michael Henry has a virtual kiki with dumpster queens Pete Zitas and WOW alum Michael Lucid, discussing their post lockdown plans. (You can only imagine!)
Then, Michael runs into “Bottom #2” of the Gay Bottom Mafia who is breaking quarantine rules and out hunting for men.
Bottom No. 2 says he’s desperate: “I don’t think my innards have ever been this dry. I’m so dried out it feels like sandpaper rubbing against sandpaper.”
“I’m sorry,” shoots back Henry, “but your hole is not an essential service!”