1. From BuzzFoto: “We hate to disappoint so many teenage girls out there, but we have good news if you’re a young boy and have the hots for this teen heart throb. Although he has made public appearances with a girlfriend, he is biding his time to when he can openly come out with the man he’s been in love with for some time. His PR team is making him keep up the straight act as a strategy to help him win roles until he grows up a little and snags a more meaty role. Once he breaks the mold of a teenage sex symbol and is respected as more serious talent, then his team suggest a tell-all interview, maybe a sit down on daytime TV and finally freedom to be who he is.”
2. From Blind Gossip: “This talented girl is not happy with her beau’s activities during her recent theater gig. During the show, he and a couple of pals engaged in some immature antics in the audience by loudly laughing at her lines during the wrong moments, as well as openly mimicking her gestures during her big musical number. While she did give him a verbal smackdown after the show, she will likely continue to put up with his beastly behavior as long as their fake relationship benefits her career.”
Now you may be inclined to think that item #1 is referring to either Taylor Lautner or Joe Jonas. But Taylor has never really had a girlfriend (unless you count that three-second photo-op with Taylor Swift) and Joe Jonas has had WAAAAAY too many lady friends for them to just say “girlfriend” (singular). Also: the item refers to an an actor, and although Joe dabbles with acting on JONAS, he’s really more of a stage performer. And item #2 is CLEARLY referring to Zac’s antics at Vanessa’s Rent performance at the Hollywood Bowl over the weekend. It couldn’t be anything else. So, I think it’s safe to assume both items are about Zac, and if that’s true then we have a sad, frustrated little closet case on our hands, who’s obviously acting out. I think we should probably do all we can to encourage him to dump the lumpy little girlfriend and embrace life as a homo superstar.