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Two Bitches

By WOW Staff on January 25, 2007 11:56 pm

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LegpostRandy Barbato: Could you believe those Nolan Miller sketches in the lobby?

Fenton Bailey: I wish they were selling those! Fabulous!

Randy: Linda Evans’ face is weird.

Fenton: It’s so totally post human. Did you notice how strange both their bodies were?

Randy: It was a total drag extravaganza.

Fenton: They even called each other drag queens. More than once, and ripped their wigs off!

Randy: And a male stripper humping them from behind?

Fenton: It should have been playing at Rage!

Randy: The Pyramid!

Fenton: Escuelita!

Randy: The piers!

Fenton: Did you notice that when Joan entered the stage she was

carrying a Luis Vuitton bag?

Randy: How could I miss that?

Fenton: The best bit was at the end when they came out in those drop-dead red Nolan Miller gowns.

Randy: That’s how they got a standing ovation.

Fenton: So, who was better?

Randy: Linda Evans cannot act her way out of a paper bag. But who

cares.

Fenton: Joan is hardly Oscar material. I think it all comes down to costume changes. Joan had three costume changes and Linda had only one.

Randy: Well, that settles it then. Joan always wins.

Fenton: I can’t wait to see RuPaul and Lady Bunny do this show – now

THAT would be a huge hit.

Randy: OMG, totally


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