Brit songstress Lily Allen has been showing her friends the text messages she’s been getting from Arctic Monkey Alex Turner (above). “Basically,” said one who was privy to seeing them, “he said that he wanted her to go back to his hotel – or that he could go to hers.” She’s finding the texted propositions amusing, apparently, because after showing people, she “falls about laughing.” Allen is currently very happy dating Seb Chew, and Turner doesn’t stand a chance. “She clearly loves him and wants the world to know it,” says a friend. “Alex had better look elsewhere.” (Digital Spy)