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Tune for Today: “Heavy Boobs” a Tribute to the Burden of Massive Mammaries by Rachel Bloom

By James St. James on March 30, 2016 10:25 am

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Rachel Bloom, the crazy-talented star of the CW’s musical comedy-drama Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, performs an amusing anthem for women with YUUUUUUUUUGE boobies on this week’s episode.

Sample lyrics:

I got them heavy boobs, heavy
Boobs, dense like dying stars.
I got them heavy boobs, heavy
Boobs, I can’t run real far.

Let me break down what I just
Said. Each of my double D’s has the volume of a toddler’s
Head. Not bitchin’ bout my boobies
They look super fly in shirts (aah aah).

But if I swung them in your face
You’d be like “omigod that hurts.”
I’m blind. Holy crap. I literally can’t
See. I have permanent retinal damage.

Watch it below.

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