It’s Valentine’s Day in the conference room. And we leave the Saint off Saint Valentine because WOW ain’t big enough for two saints, if you know what we mean. So. James talks about a new book on Michael Jackson and chatter turns, as it will, to the possible breakup of Tom and Katie and the impossible size of possibly pregnant Katie’s belly. Is she really pregnant or did they buy a baby? The Olympics. It so happens that Randy went to school with the coach of the luge team! Oh, and James was on Tyra. Janice Dickinson. “Unbeweave-able!” Those Desperate Housewives opening conceits have to go. “The proof is in the pudding” indeed. And memo to Mr Cherry: Mary Alice is dead. Anyway, Moye thinks the show has too many women. Says Randy: “Camp has a sell-by date.” TV shows must up and up the stakes and keep upping them to outrageous proportions. And so loud! Fenton mentions Into the Silence, the three-hour doc set in a German monastery. Jack Hargreaves, John Lurie, and Bob “happy little trees” Ross all had the right idea. Grey’s Anatomy ups its stakes weekly. Smallville‘s kryptonite should be an example. Superman as comfort food. Cheney shooting. American Idol vs Grammys. Paula Abdul’s hypocrisy. Kelly Clarkson. Barry Manilow. Moye’s date. And a finale of Michelle Kwan jokes.

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