#TrumpShutdown: The Capitol Lounge is Offering $5 “Shutdown Cocktails”, Like “Porn Star Punch”

Amazing synchronicity that on the anniversary of taking office, Trump & the GOP, who are in control, manage to shut down the government, while Anti–Trump protests are going on across the country today.

The Capitol Lounge, a favorite watering hole for Capitol Hill staffers, is advertising drink specials starting at 12:01 AM last night, including,

Porn Star Punch
• Stormy Jack Daniels
• fruit punch
• soda, served on an NDA

Have You Ever Met a Haitian?
• Banana Bacardi Rum
• pineapple/ cranberry soda
• guilt

To Flake Or Not To Flake
• Vodka martini, extra filthy dirty

Just $5 with a Federal employee ID. (All THAT is good for this weekend…) I’m guessing not a lot of Republicans drink here, if you read the ingredients below. They are funny. Gotta laugh and drink to keep from cryin’…

Cheers, queers!