Sure. Sure. Sounds like they know what they’re doing. And really, what could go wrong?
President Donald Trump‘s beloved Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach – where the Republican elite meet to grovel at Donny’s feet – will be able to partially reopen tomorrow, but with some rather interesting new protocols.
In an email obtained by the Washington Post, members were informed “social distancing will be enforced on both the pool deck and in the pool/Jacuzzi.”
Members will also have to bring their own towels, and pool noodles will be banned. Because… pool noodles… would be the problem there.
“Do not congregate,” members were warned in the club’s email.
I wonder how many of them will be wearing masks?
(via Business Insider; photo: MediaPunch)