Will somebody pleeeeease give me a path to this Dark Web I keep hearing about? It sounds so much more interesting than lurking about Reddit and 4Chan all day.

Anyway. Yes, it’s true. Donald Trump is the new face of Ecstasy. Drug manufacturers advertising their wares on the Dark Web promise “Quality orange Donald Trump tablets. Very nice press, really detailed. Comes in the actual shape of the head of the President of the USA.” The tablets contain approximately 220 mg of MDMA, a Schedule 1 drug notorious for its association with EDM and the electronic music environment. And old clubkids.

Via Dancing Astronaut:

The tablets are reportedly being sold for low prices as well. A tablet was marketed at roughly $10 USD, with the price decreasing steadily for bulk purchases. With the tablets being produced in Amsterdam, and being shipped to the US and across the world, it is of course unlikely that President Trump would approve of “foreign interference” in the American market.

Is 220 mg a lot? Asking for a friend…

(image via The Sun)