‘Tis the season, of course, so we’re replacing our usual vintage True Love tale with a story from the July 1974 issue of Ghosts comics. It’s still a love story, as you’ll see, albeit one with a SCARY SURPRISE ENDING, OMG. You’ll DIE. When I was growing up, I had these rambunctious older cousins that I JUST IDOLIZED. They were THE COOLEST. And they used to SIT ON ME, as older cousins do, and read me Lovecraft stories and scary comics and what-not and I would absolutely PEE MY PANTS. And cryyyyyyy, oh, how I cried. But I loved it, you know. Because my GOD they were cool. So reading a story like this, today, really takes me back. Now, then, if you’ll just dim the lights and come sit on me, we can begin the tale of “THE CORPSE IN THE CRADLE.” My favorite part about it? The main character has the hoariest Scottish accent since Fat Bastard. You’ll just DIE. I keep saying that don’t I? Maybe because YOU MIGHT ERALLY DIE OF FRIGHT, OMG.