You might want to change your holiday travel plans. You should perhaps skip Christmas in Ireland, after all, and take in an Eiffel of France instead. The map of Europe above shows the average size (in centimeters) of penises in each country on the continent, with Hungary presenting the largest, France coming in a prodigious second, and Romania and Ireland measuring the tiniest. Our suggestion: The Czech Republic looks delightfully undiscovered. (via Unicorn Booty, where the map gets bigger)