Vanity Venom – who hails from the actual Sherwood Forest in England! – is in the Transformation studios today for an all-new episode. She describes the look she gives me as “if Elizabeth I and Vivienne Westwood met at a clubkid party” and I was the love-child. Which is BEYOND FAAAAAAAABULOUS. It entails newspaper eyelashes, Union Jack eyeshadow, studs on my face, and a decoupage neckbrace… well, you just have to see it to believe it. Watch it below.