It’s an all-new episode of Transformations! Today, clubkid-turned-makeup-madman Donald Simrock gives me a look with universal appeal. “I’m going to turn you into A PLACE,” he says. “We’re going to add space to your face!” And voila, in just ten quick minutes I become Miss Horsehead Nebula. Literally, the fastest Transformation we’ve ever done, with one of the most interesting results.