Not many people realize this, but the current Entertainment Weekly cover boy and former Grey’s Anatomy star has a secret clubkid past. It’s true! I think he and I are the only two people in the world who recall that before he skyrocketed to fame on the little screen, he starred in The Hologram Theory, an Off-Broadway production about, ahem, the charismatic leader of some wacky clubland misfits who goes on to murder his drug dealer. Apparently it was based on a true story! Maybe now that he has some time on his hands, he can dig up this long-forgotten tale and make a movie about it!