Omgomgomg, I’m trembling as I type this. The breathtaking creature to your left is 35-year-old Herbert Chavez, a pageant trainer from the Philippines who recently had a nose job, a chin augmentation, thigh implants and silicone lip injections to look like his idol, Superman. To which I say YES! YES! MY GOD! He’s BEAUTIFUL! Look at me: I’m reduced to a quivering puddle of panty pudding just looking at him! He claims he’s not done with the transformation yet, planning to get that surgery that will stretch his leg bones to make himself taller, which is kind of extreme, but I say GO FOR IT! You CLEARLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING, DUDE. You are STUNNING! A golden GOD in my eyes! Now… if I could maybe get some surgery to look like Beast Boy then we can BOTH LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER – TOGETHER! WE’LL BE SO HAPPY! I love you Filipino Superman! (via dlisted via ABC CBN News)
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