9. God’s Ark of Safety – Frostburg, Maryland. “Exciting touches [will] include a theater that shows a film about the original vision to build the ark, a 4-story atrium complete with statues of cows and pigs, and a 2 story water cross in which unsaved souls can be baptized. At the current rate of progress the ark should be finished somewhere around the year 2085.” (YesButNoButYes)