Remember before there was a Katie or a Suri or a Mission: Impossible III, there was that fuss about Tom and those braces he was wearing on his teeth and exposing with that verging-on-madness grin of his? We naturally assumed they were to correct his dramatically off-center incisors, so unbecoming in a major Hollywood star. But on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly, we noticed that nothing has changed (white line ours): He still appears to have one big front tooth. So what, all that time he was getting messages from Xenu on his molars?