As you read this, RuPaul live tweets episode 3 of Drag Race: he’s keen to see the big openings of the contestants’ Kiddy TV shows, and can’t get to the bottom of that bulge on pit crew member Jason.

Oh and #DragRace trends on Twitter, a couple of spots down from Pope Benedict XVI (whose replacement, incidentally, Ru thinks should be selected by assessing their charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent).