“I never mind a little blood,” the humpy New England Patriot told reporters after getting a boo-boo at yesterday’s game. “It was third down, they were in man-to-man, I called a play and got flushed (out of the pocket),” Brady explained. “I’m glad it wasn’t a strip sack. I felt the guy behind me, and I just hit the ground.” Now, I don’t know what any of that means, I’m a queen, but the upshot was that he played the rest of the game with little wads of toilet paper up his nose and now he has a cute widdle Band-Aid on his cute widdle face and says not to worry, he needed a few scars anyway to look more manly. SQUEEEAL.   (via NFL)