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This is a post EXCLUSIVELY for all of the teenage girls who read the WOW Report. Everybody else, just look away. Yesterday I “discovered” a young stud-lette named Austin Butler, from the ABC Family hit series Ruby & the Rockits. Of course, after work I RAN to the newsstand and bought up all the latest teen magazines so that I could learn a bit more about him. FOR YOU! For the mostly FEMALE, mostly TEENAGE, World of Wonder audience who likes to look at young boy-flesh! Unfortunately, there were no interviews with him in Pop Star magazine, but there WERE lots of shirtless posters of him that are now on my office cubical wall. Just in case any TEENAGE GIRLS drop by to visit, of course. And I know you’ll be just as shocked – SHOCKED! – as I am by the second picture, where he appears to be PULLING DOWN his bathing trunks to give us a quick flash of his chiseled nether-regions. Really, these magazines are nothing but smut disguised as entertainment. Much like ABC Family. And this blog. (PS – In case you are wondering, he turned 18 last week. So this is all perfectly legal. Now, you Taylor Lautner fans are another story. You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.)
