Here’s some alarming news gleaned from the Gossiplist Newsletter. Seems our very own Environmental Protection Agency is soon to start a study called Children’s Environmental Exposure Research Study, or CHEERS, in which low-income families will offer up their children as guinea pigs for a two-year test to see how pesticides and toxic chemicals can be ingested, inhaled, or absorbed by kids, from babies to three-year-olds. So, Mister, will you let us take the infants’ stem cells after we’ve poisoned them?