Randy has some TiVo tips for you. You do have TiVo, don’t you? And if you do, we hope you’re not a TiVo snob. You know, one of those people who think TiVo is vastly superior to plain DVR service. Sure, TiVo allows you to record many more hours, but when are you ever going to watch that much old stuff? You’ll just delete it. Remember, you never watched that ER or West Wing you recorded when you were still using tape. . . And, ugh, who wants to see those now? In fact, where is that tape? Anyway, here are Randy’s TiVo tips:
• American Idol – Rewind and replay Paula Abdul CLAPPING. Is her clap affected or is she spastic? Straight up Paula?
• The Starlet – Count the number of times Faye Dunaway puts her glasses on and takes them off and puts them on and takes them off and adjusts them and dangles them. The woman needs more props!
• Chasing Farrah – Study her mouth. Something is going on there. Particularly when it’s closed. Also, why does she insist on wearing tank tops?