“I am ready to make a deal [with Osama bin Laden],” says artist Jeff Koons’ ex-wife and muse, Italian porn star Cicciolina aka Ilona Staller. “He can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.” In the ’90s the 55-year-old said Saddam Hussein could have her if he gave up being the dictator of Iraq. If he had responded to her offer, “who knows what might have happened,” she said. (via Ananova)