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Time Traveler from the Year 2048 Warns of Impending Alien Invasion

By James St. James on October 5, 2017 2:09 pm

It’s curtains for us, says a man claiming to be from the year 2048.

When Bryant Johnson (above) was arrested by Casper, Wyoming, police Monday night, he informed them he was a time traveler who came back to warn of a massive alien invasion in 2018.

Johnson, who police said smelled of alcohol and spoke with slightly slurred speech, allegedly told officers “the aliens were coming next year and we needed to make sure to leave as fast as possible.”

Johnson refused to speak with nurses or doctors and instead insisted to meet with “the president” of the town.

Johnson informed the officers that he was able to travel through time because the aliens filled his body with alcohol. He was also stood on a “giant pad” which then transported him to the year 2017 — though he said he was supposed to be sent to the year 2018.

Johnson, who was allegedly found with a blood alcohol content of .136%, was eventually transported to the Natrona County Detention Center without further incident.

And sure, he might be full of hooey, but then again, one never knows with time travel. Anything is possible. And oughtn’t we err on the side of safety? I’m for leaving as fast as possible, like the man says. (via HuffPo; wormhole photo: Pixabay)

 

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