Not the latest toy from Hasbro, but the latest witness testimony from the Santa Maria courthouse. The 24-year-old son of a former housekeeper at Neverland took the stand yesterday and told how Michael Jackson fondled his teeny wienie on three occasions, starting when he was seven. (E! online)
“We were watching cartoons, and [Jackson] just started tickling me, which was cool,” the man. . . said of the first alleged molestation, according to the Associated Press. “. . .It eventually moved down to my little private region, I guess. . .around my crotch area.” . . . [H]e thought Jackson’s move was “weird, but not super weird because you were tickling.”
When Jackson tried the reputed tickling trick on him at age 10, while the two were watching TV at Neverland, the man said he no longer thought it funny. “Michael was pretty much behind me, like spooning me, again with the tickling,” the man said, per Reuters. “This time it was longer.” Jackson reached into the boy’s shorts and touched the child’s testicles, the man said. The touching and tickling lasted about “two cartoons’ worth,” the man said, per Reuters.
It’s the sort of activity that makes Perez Hilton over at Pagesixsixsix “want to slather Michael Jackson in duck butter and shove his plastic head in the oven so he will just finish melting.”