The Podcast – now brought to you in new and improved super-spectacular, two-camera GLAM-O-VISION and stereophonic surround sound (surround only when wearing headphones). This week The Podcast stars Randy Barbato, Fenton Bailey, James St. James as Howard Stern and Moye Ishimoto as Robin Quivers. The cast must now prepare for their closeups – or not. James’s new look “for summer” is animal print and to look like he’s “been up for two or three days.” In full makeup, apparently. Randy has a costume change, thanks to Lisa Rinna’s people. From Lisa with an S to Liza With a Z . Nice segue. Rave rave rave. Be all and end all, Madonna could learn a few things from it, etc. So NoTORIous. Wonder Showzen. Prison Break. The Lost Principle. The problems with Desperate Housewives: the non-rooting factor, camp vs kitsch, The Voiceover, The Moral. Fenton sees Basic Instinct 2 with the elderly and wheelchaired, declares it 10 years too late. Overpromoting, hype, and the pussy factor. Old pussy vs old penis. Forever youngish. Today’s young kids and old kids. Randy’s buying a trampoline for his backyard. Whatever happened to aging gracefully? MySpace is high school. Age appropriate clothing and the Gapping of America. Says Randy, and you’ll want to write this down: “You can grow old gracefully and retain and shine with the spirit of youth.” Just say yes vs Just say no. United 93. Too soon? America’s tragic inadequacy when it comes to saving lives. Snakes on a Plane. James reveals that J. Lo and Marc Anthony are cokeheads. Lindsay Lohan’s nose. How to devein the hands for a walk on the red carpet. Much ado about “Tainted Love” and Soft Cell, whom James hates because Mark Almond is ugly. Soon James, by his own admission, fizzles and burns out. But at the end of The Podcast day, you’re born, you live, you die.

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