A few months back on the streets of Manhattan I found someone selling fitted sheets
for just $20!
The label read… 600 thread count! Egyptian cotton! And all for just $20! I bought two sets.
But back in LA they felt as soft as crumpled aluminum foil as I put them on the bed.
Examining the label it said nothing
about threads. Just ‘600’. As in 600
shards of glass. And ‘softness luxury and comfort as Egyptian
cotton’. ‘As’ as in ass.