True story: A few years ago I tried on a really darling Thom Browne cricket suit with a long, Edwardian, tea gown-length train. “How much?” I asked the Barney’s salesman, hopefully. “$20,000,” was the reply. (I didn’t end up buying it.) So, as much as I adore the sequined madras number at the 1:40 mark, I think I’ll wait for Top Shop or H&M to knock it off, thank you, Thom.