When John Kilduff says “Let’s Paint,” we say “How?” And he says “Whilst running and cooking at the same time. And also fielding questions from confused viewers.” Donal interviews the man behind the most energetic thing on Cable Access Television and can’t help wondering that if John did all these things one at a time they might all turn out a bit better.

Oh, and on the full show, there’s a robot who does only one thing, but in a very scary manner.