• Unfazed by the brouhaha, Paula Abdul will be making a guest appearance on the Johnny Knoxville-hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. (Yahoo)
• And speaking of chlamydia, the nasty bacteria has killed at least 12 penguins in the San Francisco Zoo. (Yahoo)
Um, we interrupt this post to bring you an important message just arrived from Randy Barbato, written in what appears to be blank verse, bless him:
IN DEFENSE OF PAULA
last nite i couldnt sleep.
i was racked with guilt.
how could i kick someone when they
are down. its just not right.
and its also not the WOW-way.
i want to go on record in defense
of paula abdul!
a huge part of why i watch american
idol is paula. the outfits. the public
speaking. the clapping. and why shouldnt
she sleep with the contestants? it feels
appropriate. they need to be prepared
for future stardom right?
so dont be a judge judy and join me
in support of paula!